chapter 1: super-duper-evilpatrixxx-meth
so I was playing da GTA 65999 an der was a popup it saided "see nic cage vid an u get hapi horni and you happy whels life" I cliked on it and it Nicolas cage on a rekin boll naked and I say dildo he has and then he smoke super-duper-evilpatrixxx-meth
chapter 2: the ichigoooo thing
and then ichgo kurosaki tryd to die nic cage but nic cage turnd him into ichigoxxx kurosakixxx
chapter 3:go to nic cage
I took good patrixxx with me to a shack nic cage was in their worshipping Lucifer and snortin cocain goodpatrixxx said to me something he said to me 1 time,aniwai so I see evil patrixxx surrendering to nic cage, nic cage eated evilpatrixxx butt nic cage turned into
evil nicpatolixxx and evil patrixxx was in conrolololol of nic cage
but I died of relief so the illuminati took my corpse and gived it to the all seeing eye